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    Talking Egyptian American Conversation

    A foreign documentary reporter moves on and approaches a random guy
    trying to cover other aspects of the Egyptian mentality:


    Reporter: Hello
    Egyptian: Welcum to egybt

    Reporter: thank u. may i interview u?
    Egyptian: Ofcors

    Reporter: What's ur name?
    Egyptian: Essam

    Reporter: Ok Mr. Essam, .what do u do?...sorry..i mean do u
    work?

    Essam: Yas..i have koshk

    Reporter: koshk?..what is a koshk?
    Essam: small subarmarkot..u undurstand?..I sell
    cigarettes..boxes and fart


    Reporter: Dont u think somking is bad for people?
    Essam: I dont hit beoble on zeir hand and make zem
    smoke..az we say here in Egybt..( ur brain in ur
    head..u know where u finish)


    Reporter: I dont get it...but lets move on ....How do u feel
    about terrorism?

    Essam: Terrorism is good..we love terrorisms in
    egybt..they bring dollars to za cantry..and zey all
    light Egybt..az we say here in egybt...nawwart -
    masr


    Reporter: I am shocked to hear that
    Essam: NO NO..dont shock..we are like zis..and our
    fazarz waz like zis..we love terrorisms and make
    zem feel at home...becoz zey bring a lot of money
    to za cantry and guvurment


    Reporter: R u claiming that Terrorists support the Egyptian
    government financially?

    Essam: Sbeak again bleez

    Reporter: I mean,R u saying that terrorists are paying money
    to the Egyptian government?

    Essam: Ofcorse zey bay...zey one of za most imbortant
    bay to za cantry..terrorists,and Sewiss canal and
    za high sadd in Aswan


    Reporter: Oh my god..that is very disturbing...do u have any
    idea where do they reside in Egypt?

    Essam: Sbeak again

    Reporter: where terrorists stay in Egypt
    Essam: Zey love Sharm El Sheikh..also Khan el Khalili to
    buy sofoneer and drink shisha


    Reporter: oh yes..i can totally relate..we heard about
    bombings there a couple of years ago...Why do u think
    the police doesn't capture those terrorists?

    Essam: Bolice here in egybt..very good..zey borotect
    terrorists very well..dont warry..dont zey brotect
    u?


    Reporter: why do i need protection?
    Essam: Because u r terrorist

    Reporter: Absolutely not
    Essam: u look like zem

    Reporter: Do I?
    Essam: yas..wite skin..no clozes and no sbeak arabic

    Reporter: OH MY GOD..U MISSUNDERSTOOD MY QUESTIONS
    Essam: Sank u very much..

    Reporter: I'm sorry..i'll have to end this now before it
    leads to more wrong information

    Essam: sbeak again

    Reporter: I have to go now
    Essam: No boroborem..u light Egybt..





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    للأسف بعض الناس البسطاء بيشوفوا
    ان الأجنبي ده اما حاجة كبيرة أوي فيبالغوا في الترحيب
    و الكلام معاه حتى لو معندهمش اللغة الكافية لده
    أو بيشوفوه مصدر للنهب
    و في الأخر بيستغل الغرب كل ده ضدنا

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    انتي شوهتي الانجليزي يا هوبي.

    وانا مع الاسف ببدي اعتراضي على كل المناقشة دي اللي مطلعانا كمصريين سزج زيادة عن اللزوم. احنا شعب طيب اه بنحب الضحك جدا متسامحين وبنقف جمب بعض وجدعان اه انما مش سزج لدرجة العبط كدة.

    تحياتي.

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    معلش لو كان ضايقك الموضوع يا بشمهندس
    بس اولا فى شخصيات بالشكل ده
    فى الحقيقة ومش لازم ننكر ده
    ثانيا مش انا اللى الفت المحادثة دى
    وشكرا على التعليق

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    موش هينيفع اقرا
    انا مصدقت اتعدل في اللغه
    Happiness keeps you Sweet, Trials keep you Strong, Sorrow keeps you Human, Failure Keeps you Humble, Success keeps you Glowing, But only ALLAH Keeps you Going.....
    This is why we say :
    Alhamdu le ALLAH




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