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    Wink Biomedical Engineer

    BIOMEDICAL ENGINEER


    „X Patients can't live without us, Doctors as well

    „X Doctors run In hospitals, We Run hospitals!

    „X We "suck" your blood, well that's only to Test you (niyahahaha)


    „X A Mechanical Engineer studies motion, A Biomed cares for a Safe motion
    „X A Civil Engineer links columns, a Biomed links bones

    „X An Electrical Engineer design regulators, A Biomed design pacemakers: the regulators of your heart beats
    „X A Computer Engineer process Digital computer signals, a Biomed decipher the brain complex bio-signals


    „X A Telecommunications Engineer develop telephony systems ("Connecting People"), a Biomedical Engineer develop telesurgery systems that prevent Doctors, in high precision surgeries, from "Collecting People"!

    „X A Chemical Engineer drills to take fuel out and circulate it in polluting machineries, A Biomed pierces to take out tumors and keep your blood circulating in a healthier body

    „X A Nuclear Engineer can explode a whole city and waste healthy people's life, a Biomed can explode the tiny stone and make suffering patients enjoy their life

    „X An Agricultural Engineer design water irrigation systems to the soil, a Biomed design fluid irrigation systems in your tissue

    „X An Architect design buildings and statues, a Biomed design Bio-Robots


    „X You can Date Spouses from any Major, you have the Global knowledge and Studied all Majors already

    „X You studied Human Physiology, and enjoyed it to the Max

    „X It's hard to get rid of us, We live inside you, through Biomaterials

    „X While We capture a Medical Image for you, you don't have to "Say Cheese" because X-Rays show all your teeth and more :P

    „X With X-Rays, We can "take out" your bones and you still alive!

    „X With MRI, We control your Resonance!

    „X With Ultrasound, We can know whether your baby who's kicking hard in his mother's womb is a future football player, or a pretty girl who will kick the arse of guys (Biomeds not included)

    „X With Biomedical Instrumentations, we build a circuit:
    We get a bio-signal from you (though you don't know what does it mean),
    We Amplify it (you should practice giving more powerful signals next time, if not still ok),
    We process it (hey you can relax and go back home),
    We decode and display it so others can further analyze the data We translated


    Summary: We know Body Language! (Btw you don't have to be a Belly Dancer )


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    Thats a lot of praise for biomedical engineers .Technicialy , biomedical engineers do lot of research work into fields like biology , chemistry , physics , programming etc . Their demand is also high in these days and also being paid very well . I am telling as not many people know what are biomedical engineers . I also provide you wiht a link for your assistance on biomedical engineering , biomedical engineer .
    Last edited by sikander; 24-06-2011 at 10:38 AM.
    Change before you have to.

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